Caroline

Caroline

Still yet to find a film better than the scene from Dance Moms where Abby leaves the competition to get Baskin Robbins

Favorite films

  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • The Lighthouse
  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding
  • Inglourious Basterds

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  • Hairspray

    ★★★

  • Scarface

    ★★★★½

  • Kneecap

    ★★★★★

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★★

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  • Hairspray

    Hairspray

    ★★★

    I’m just gonna hop on my soapbox for a minute. To say the absolute least, the racial politics are well meaning but certainly off base. It’s not operating on The Help/Green Book level of outright insidious, but it’s cringe inducing. Tracy goes to detention and starts dancing with the Black kids and they’re like “wow you’re one of us”. And then when she wants to protest, Queen Latifah is like “Tracy you’re sooooo brave omg.” Then Tracy escalates the protest…

  • Scarface

    Scarface

    ★★★★½

    -I’m so sick of realistic acting and irony poisoned pop culture. Let’s start making intensely melodramatic movies like this again. 
    -I’ve always wanted to throw an 80’s opulence themed party because the aesthetic is so mesmerizing to me, and Scarface just put this on the fast track 
    -why is “say hello to my little friend” more iconic than “you need people like me”?
    -what contractor would make the immediate area around the bathtub carpet? It’s gonna mold! 
    -Michelle Pfeiffer most beautiful woman ever?

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★

    One time I was walking on a trail in Clemson and I almost got bowled over by an animal pack consisting of two feral cats and a groundhog. It was so funny to watch this big groundhog thumping along, trying to keep up with the little cats. I’ve always wondered how their alliance came to be. 

    This was like getting a feature length film on the feral cats and the groundhog. 

    Go Latvia!!!

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    Not sure it coalesced thematically for me but I had a lot of fun! 

    Robert Pattinson is fantastic and BJH rocks, so happy to see these kings maximizing their joint slay (which is kind of what Mickey 17 is all about, finding another king to maximize your joint slay with). My interest was piqued when Mickey 17 was focused on a man whose body had become literally disposable under capitalism and a eugenicist politician trying to colonize a planet, but…