hoelander

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film watcher and filmmaker and film procrastinator
Favourites are the latest ****1/2 or *****

Favorite films

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl
  • Whiplash
  • Hush Little Baby
  • Superbad

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  • Locomore

    ★★½

  • WWE NXT Deadline 2024

    ★★★½

  • Fremont

    ★★★½

  • Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

    ★★★★½

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  • The Contractor

    The Contractor

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★½

    Unnecessary in every way possible.

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★½

    A Quiet Place does a pretty great job of building tension only to undercut itself multiple times to result in a laughably silly film.

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  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    ★½

    this is like a youtube parody from 2012 in the worst way imaginable

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★

    most vapid movie of all time