Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rumble Fish 1983

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Do I know the difference between great acting and just talking really quiet? No, and I don’t care what the difference is.

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  Big Time 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  As far as concert movies go, hot take, but little weird mustache > big weird suit. Stop Making Sense or Big Time, which one’s better? Well, which one has more wristwatches??

Popular reviews

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  Unfrosted 2024

  ★ Watched 04 May 2024

  Jerry Seinfeld delivers every line like he’s speaking to a valet driver who scratched the leather seat. His directing style as well. Brimming with contempt. I’m a fucking idiot for thinking it would be fun to make fun of this.

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  Better Man 2024

  ½ Rewatched 31 Dec 2024

  What if instead of a monkey he was The Mask and what if the music was awesome instead of Robbie Williams??? Something to think about for your second viewing.