Zach McPherson

Zach McPherson

The Chris Kyle of movie watching. 

They’re all 3.5s. Always have been.

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Band of Brothers
  • 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

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  • The Unbreakable Boy

    ★★★

  • The Boy and the Heron

    ★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

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  • The Unbreakable Boy

    The Unbreakable Boy

    ★★★

    Very wholesome, reasonably corny.

  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★½

    Beautiful to behold and oh so creative, but man just too chaotic for the likes of me

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  • Bad Surgeon: Love Under the Knife

    Bad Surgeon: Love Under the Knife

    ★★★★

    Horrifying. I don’t know if he’s more evil or if she’s more of a naive doofus for not catching on sooner. I mean he had 4 phones and wouldn’t ever take you to his place, case closed girl. Those three doctors are the real MVPs for putting their careers at the best hospital in the world on the line to catch him. It would’ve been so easy for them to be like “not my job or problem”. 

    Either way, it’s…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    Holy crap it gets batter every time I watch it. The gritty, fearful, and dark tone is perfect for an emo, detective-focused Batman, and Robert Pattinson is perfect in that role. Everything works so cohesively together. I think the mystery was done really well, with the only convenient cop-out being at the end where the cop who’s uncle just so happened to be a carpeter just so happened to be on duty when Batman went to double check for clues.…