First the priest called the box an urn and I was like, silly priest, that's a box. Then the museum lady called the box an urn and I thought what the hell kind of museum hires someone who can't tell the difference between a box and an urn? But on it went, urn this, urn that, until I started to question myself. Is that box an urn? Can all boxes be urns? ARE all boxes urns? Do I have urns…
