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Iron Man 2008
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Tony stark walked so Elon musk could run.… so maybe we should have stopped tony from walking idk just a thought. My man just really built a robot in a cave but never thought of getting the shrapnel from his heart when he got out from said cave. Like bro I know you can afford the medical bills. And yeah I guess that is he got it removed it would have changed all future events and what not but it could have saved him from all that house destruction am I right??
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Mamma Mia! 2008
You can tell that the cast was drunk while filming this and I love it. ABBA slaps and people that don’t like the soundtrack can leave. Tanya is literally my spirit animal, please god ( if you exist) let me be her in my 60s. Absolute comfort movie, it brings the serotonin faster than amazon prime next day delivery.
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Captain Marvel 2019
GOOSE STOLE THE SHOW I WOULD GIVE IT FIVE STARS IF IT WAS JUST THE CAT. but seriously goose what a cat love his work. the sudden space theme after the first captain America got me a bit confuzzled ngl but loved the ride. plot twist was spicy wasn’t expecting that. I gave it three stars for lack of goose content that’s all. good day ladies and gents see ya next time
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Captain America: The First Avenger 2011
went into this expecting a hot super hero… got a hitler storyline. still got a hot super hero though but hydra put a downer on things. there was an uncomfortable amount of hair gel used in this movie, all of their hair just looks ~crisp~ that’s one of my only criticisms, less hair gel please
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