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  Teeth 2007

  ★★ Rewatched 13 Jan 2025 1

  American pop artist Roy Litchenstein’s son wrote, directed and produced this. now let that sink in.

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  Sex Drive 2008

  ★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  tbh I was playing sekiro the whole time I have no idea what happened

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  Crimson Peak 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2024 1

  WHY DONT WE DRESS LIKE THIS ANYMORE PLEASEEEEEEE. I need to run through my stairwell with my fabrics billowing behind me as I illuminate my path by candelabra chasing my mysterious husband’s ghosts

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  the shots? beautiful, the color grading? beautiful..
  atmosphere?? beautiful!
  the cast….
  stunning. 

  if you saw me making kissy faces at Willem DaFoe and swooning over Lily Depp Rose in the theatre you mind your goddamn business or I’m gonna pull a Count Orlok on you, stache and ALL. 

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