Before I had watched this movie, when I had only seen the trailer, I had been referring to my British godmother taking too much NyQuil and then renting a castle in Scotland for the summer and inviting me to come stay as “getting Saltburned.” For obvious reasons I will no longer be doing that.

Anywaysss what I will say is that Emerald Fennel’s movies are good at depicting complex emotions and relationships for about the first 4/5ths and then in the…