Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Amazing Panda Adventure 1995

  ★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  Not surprisingly lost in time, another childhood staple, I also remember the bizzare but alluring Bugs Bunny-Casablanca spoof they had at the beginning in theater. In terms of 90s kids movie this hits the Perfectly OK sweet spot, it looks nice and Pandas are undeniably awesome in the way a 9:55 Panda Express pre-game is as well. Though the fact that these kids literally let their lives revolve around American Gladiators- including a wristwatch beep alarm, the 90s were a trip- is both hilarious and kind of sad.

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  Wedding Band 1989

  Watched 16 Aug 2024

  ... I'm a Pauly Shore completist. That is all.

Popular reviews

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  The Loved Ones 2009

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  "WHY CANT YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... YOU BELONG... with... MEEEE"

  Next to Nick Cave the best thing to come from Down Under (yes that includes the Black Box. And Wifi), few horror films can match this mix of grimy elegance and cerveaux-hemorrhaging nervous glee, Robin McLeavy's spoiled, ecstatic, fetishistic emo princess is right up there among the all time great villians (or perhaps the actual protoganist? Probably depending on how much fun you're having or how horny you happen to be). True rusty-nail-to-the-crotch cinema, and it's glorious.

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  The King of Staten Island 2020

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  So do we have actually have to pay for a ticket or just sign a Non-disclosure agreement before entering the theater?