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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2021
Which came first? My sexual preferences or the Marvel Cinematic universe?
I would die for Awkwafina.
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1 Night in San Diego 2020
This movie was like the time my friend made me go to a club on my birthday because she “wanted to dance” but it was really so she could try and fuck brad. We paid a 10 dollar cover and he didnt even show up so we just danced in an awkward circle like the weird kids at a high school prom. Then taco bell fucked up my order on the way home. This movie was just like that night.
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Eagles: Hell Freezes Over 1994
It turns out this is also really good when you’re sober. Who knew so many old white dudes could have talent? 10/10 would recommend at every party.
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