hongkongthongs

hongkongthongs

hi. im kris. i actually have never seen a movie in my life and all of the reviews are just me lying

Favorite films

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★½

  • Good Time

    ★★★★½

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★½

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★

    i forgot i had this app and remembered i watched this movie a few months ago. i thought it was fun and enjoyed the jokes and references and cameos, but at the end of the day marvel is still a slop machine churning out movies that truly lack heart and soul. same overplayed marvel tropes, same shit cgi, only this time it’s ironic and funny and doesn’t take itself seriously so it’s okay that it’s slop !

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★½

    ben stiller is so short

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★½

    motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit…

  • Good Time

    Good Time

    ★★★★½

    it's like having a really long panic attack but robert pattinson is there. btw im never drinking sprite out of a green bottle ever again

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