Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  This movie was cool as fuck

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  The Master 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Couldn’t get into it for the same reason I can’t get into most podcasts: at a certain point it’s just men talking at anyone who will even pretend to listen. The pacing was sort of grueling at times, maybe it’s all intentional, whatever, it didn’t hit for me even though I really wanted it to, which is what was so disappointing about it. 

  Loved when Joaquin phoenix threw the meatball at that dude tho

Popular reviews

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  Minority Report 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2025 2

  First half hour or so I was having trouble staying interested, but then Tom Cruise called Colin Ferrel a twink and I was locked in 

  Sci-fi at its best imo is when there’s some kind of mystical/fantasy element and nothing does that quite like freaky psychic triplets and back alley eye transplants. Really fun balance of ridiculous and dystopian. Cars looked dumb tho

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 28 Jul 2023

  I feel like she was doin too much but that feels very Barbie. Trying to be playful, critical, woke, funny, and moving all in a Mattel/Chevy propaganda machine ??? Take a nap Greta eat something 

  Anyway I had a blast watching it and will be seeing it again.