Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Bound 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  the wachowski’s were ovulating when they made this

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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  all that build up and they didn’t even show us the cum shot ?? fuck off

Recent reviews

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  Thirteen 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  no bra, no panties (threatening)

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  The Godfather 1972

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025 1

  it was alright

Popular reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 May 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  one thing about john malkovich is he’s always gonna queen out