Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  All of Us Strangers 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★½ Added

  this movie would have done NUMBERS during the 2018 instagram ship edits era

Popular reviews

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  The Firing Squad 2024

  ½ Watched 03 Aug 2024

  a woman called the theater i work at a week before it released to ask if we were going to have this. after i told her our movie schedule for that week hadn’t come out yet, she yelled at me for not having “the most important movie made in the world, like ever.” i don’t know what movie she was talking about, but it sure as shit wasn’t this one

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2023

  maybe i’m built different but i would have just broken my fingers

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