In a strange way, it very much reminds me of the documentary Super Size Me with its pop up infomercials and voice over sections. The vampire dementia this boss has has a horrible, horrible name that is actually a slur so I won’t be repeating that. 

This issue is the first 45mins are stronger than the second 45mins and it goes down hill the further in you go. Give me a whole movie that matches the first half, I’m not…

Wow… it’s awful.

This movie is boring as all hell. It’s a husband stationed in turkey, a wife and two sons in Japan, and all they do is argue while the younger son eats cucumbers. It’s just went on and on, and it’s only a 1hr 26min movie included credits. 

This is described as a found footage horror, but found footage isn’t the right term for this as it’s actually a screenlife horror like Unfriended. There is a lot of…

If you grew up on 80s and 90s wrestling, you will love this as there are so many things that are a nod to that time. I won’t name them all as that would be spoilers but the one I will mention because, like I said in the intro it’s the day of the rumble when I’m watching this, in this there’s a moment on a TV where their watching the Rural Rumble. 

The matches are a big part of…