Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  This movie is pretty terrible.

  I liked it.

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  Salem's Lot 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  Vibes for days

Popular reviews

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  John Carter 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Apr 2020

  There must be something wrong with me. I enjoyed John Carter. It wasn’t great by any means, but it was entertaining, and even funny at times.

  I also really enjoyed Tomorrowland. And before that, I liked The Lone Ranger. I even kind of liked Prince of Persia.

  I’m a total sucker for a Disney live action flop. I guess I should queue up The Alamo next!

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  Chappie 2015

  ★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2020

  That shit was bonkers. Entertaining, but bonkers!

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