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  Balloonerism 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  I've never seen anything that made me realize how much I miss you. This felt like it was a dream about an old friend that only made me long more for the time together and scared that it was ending. I know we'll see each other again. I miss you. If only you could see life now

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  Let's Start a Cult 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  I got everything I wanted out of a comedy movie for the first time in years. Weirdly comfortable and ran with a wonderfully dumb plot. Pairs well with wine and a dab

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  Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2023

  words can’t begin to describe this master class on how to make original horror in the year of our lord 2023

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  Watched 15 Oct 2022 1

  just finished this shit. i don’t even know how to put into words how bad this movie was. the last one was awful plot wise but at least kinda redeemed itself with good kills and general chaos of its writing. this was just nonsense on top of fake deep character development. the only thing good was i didn’t pay to watch this in a theater and have to have the awkward conversation of asking for my money back halfway in.

  it was so bad i’m not even mad enough to put in time to detail it. just skip this whole reboot series 

  -1 star

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