Favorite films

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  Super Mario Bros. 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  I don’t care what anyone on Earth says, to me, this will always be a perfect movie. From start to finish, it’s a masterpiece in creative and wholesome entertainment, and I promise that you’ll never see anything else like it.

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  Prime Cut 1972

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Did not expect this to go as fucking hard as it did, Lee Marvin is so fucking slick in this one.

Popular reviews

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  Dracula 1958

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Feb 2025

  Christopher Lee’s Dracula is great because he just doesn’t fuck around, nothing but pure evil and horniness.

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  Village of the Damned 1960

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  The one thing I’ve learned from horror films is that if a group of children ever look and act the same, they’re evil and should be blown up every single time.

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