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Alien: Covenant 2017
Ridley bro wtf are we doing with this one. This was the same plot as the last one (this time two main character love interests get burned to death in front of their lover instead of one). why tf did David commit genocide?? He switched up on his homies when he made it big?? This is such a roundabout and shitty way to explain the creation of literally the coolest and scary sci fi alien ever. I am going to pretend that this and Prometheus do not exist. Frankly I’m mad that I’m taking the time to write this.
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Prometheus 2012
Everyone bashes horror movies for having stupid characters, but this was next level. Every decision made in this movie completely defies logic. Why’d he put that shit in his drink? Why’d he wanna pet the snake thing? Why’d she want to kill her dad? Why didn’t they run to the left when the big wheel was gonna crush them? Fuck off
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Alien: Romulus 2024
I enjoyed it but there frankly wasn’t enough alien shit happening
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