This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
jar jar caused the destruction of alderan, the war between the naboo and the trade dealers, the order 66, Rey's entire storyline as well as kylo ren, and literally all the genocides in star wars with 1 thing he does in the movie after this one.
WATCH HIM LITERALLY MANIPULATE EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE MOVIE HE IS LITERALLY A SITH LORD HOLY SHI
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i thought this was going to be a normal service last sunday at church but when they said they were doing a black history bible study at our local chapel, father Garrison put this on the TV set and made us watch it in the corner of his small abandoned shed near the woods out by the brooke.
i never knew bible study about black history month was filled with so much satanic sacrifices and gangbangs. honestly the amount of…
i watched this movie with my son and it got us to finally talk about what truly matters in this world.
the love of sport. the love of nature. the care of the balance of humanity and how our constructs are changing the outlook of the natural behavior of creatures.
i hugged him as we walked out of the theater and i had a tear in my eye realizing that a CGI gorilla made me feel love for my family again.
this movie is depressing.
every frame is one CGI gorefest nightmare.
i cannot believe children were allowed to watch this in the theater.
my son peed himself during the midget torture scene. i was covered in piss for the last half hour.
how dare you internet claim this to be a family friendly film for all ages! this is a terrorist's wetdream if anything and i hope everyone involved with the making of this film gets sued!
how this was in the same genre listing as the impeccable Mr. Go i'll never know!!!
