Horsy

Horsy

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • The World's End
  • GoodFellas
  • Over the Hedge

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  • Saturday Night

    ★★★

  • AMP House Massacre

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★★

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

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  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ★★★

    Fun and charming with a great charismatic cast doing strong impressions. Gabrielle Labelles Lorne really drives the whole film for me and while there’s not much of a plot besides “we go live in 90 and everything’s going wrong oh no!” But Labelles  performance really makes this shit feel like it’s life or death. Along side the main plot we get some nice little side stories that mostly all get wrapped up by the end. Fun watch but definitely left me wanting a lot more and wasn’t truly satisfied by the end.

  • AMP House Massacre

    AMP House Massacre

    Where was Kai??? Agent?? FANUM??? come on guys there was no amp house.

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★½

    I always find myself rewatching this movie in October because of the simple fact that it’s so fuckin cool. The premise? Cool. The third act chaos? Cool. The payoff to the merman joke? Coolest part of the movie. Fran Kranz as stoner turned action hero Marty just steals the show comedically and that mf was in Rodrick Rules so you know he only picks bangers. Every scene in the control room is just incredible conceptually, like fuck yeh it’s Truman…

  • Pearl

    Pearl

    ★★★★½

    This film spectacularly takes the horny granny from X and turns her into one of the best characters in modern horror. The plot puts Pearl through a gutwretching tale of failure, desperation and repressed sexuality. There isn’t a scene in this film that Mia Goth doesn’t eat, not just eat but shawty is devouring these scenes, whatever she needs to convey in the scene she does it flawlessly, even in the credits. She displays a range of emotion from hopeful…

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