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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  - Gonna try and watch more films again in 2025

  actually much cheaper and more blatantly misogynistic than I was expecting. 

  I watched this in IMAX and I almost couldn’t see it was so loud.

  I also feel like the cinematography needed to just calm down a bit. Please just let things breathe a little.

  I like Hoult, and the bloke with deep voice from the VVitch. Lily Rose Depp was pretty good I thought, all things considered.

  Aaron Taylor…

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★½ Rewatched 08 May 2024

  There’s a level of unsubtlety here that goes much deeper than fat old people sloshing around in their own poo and vomit.

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  Doctor Who: Wild Blue Yonder 2023

  ★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  ‘My cock is too long’

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★ Watched 23 Dec 2022

  I tried to hold my breath in the underwater scenes and now I’m typing my first review from beyond the World Tree.

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  James Cameron snaps back at the Japanese government for hunting whales.

  At the same time, turning South Pacific Islanders into blue cat-monkey aliens with flippers that have psychic and spiritual connection to Mother Earth seems racist.

  So is calling the guy with dreadlocks ‘monkey-boy’.

  What offended me most was the preposterous whale sign-language communication. 

  Or maybe it…

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