Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Tony I love you

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  Death Becomes Her 1992

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  It had a split diopter at least

Popular reviews

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  Spiral 1999

  ★★ Watched 01 Feb 2023

  In honor of me suffering through every piece of media in the Ring franchise, including many knockoffs that I didn’t need to watch and every mediocre adaption of the same source material, (I swear I've watched the same film over five times), I have decided to rank every incarnation of the cursed video tape at the center of the franchise. I'm pretty sure this is all of them, but if not, please be sure to insult me and my mother…

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  Sadako Returned 2016

  ½ Watched 08 Oct 2022

  I have no idea what just happened, but I'm so glad I got to witness Sadako having a dinner date like wtf man.

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