Danielle

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Favorite films

  • The Muppets Take Manhattan
  • Nowhere
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Wild at Heart

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  • Thank God He Met Lizzie

  • Because I Said So

    ★½

  • Just My Luck

  • Admission

    ½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Orlok is more romantic than 100% of the men I’ve dated. I’m about to bust out the ouija board and summon this hottie.

  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★★★

    Like seven minutes in they traffick the seven dwarves, and to me that's cinema.

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  • Just My Luck

    Just My Luck

    “it says your moon is in uranus” 

    bitch, same.

  • Admission

    Admission

    ½

    i liked the vibe of this movie, and then i figured out it takes place in new jersey

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  • Zoolander

    Zoolander

    ★★½

    Why am I so attracted to Owen Wilson in this???

  • Practical Magic

    Practical Magic

    ★★★½

    How can I become a member of this hot 90’s-grunge coven?