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Recent reviews

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  Cheaper by the Dozen 2003

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  WHY THE FUCK IS THE OLDEST SON MAKING OUT WITH HIS MOM IN THE BLOOPERS REEL I AM SO TRAUMATIZED WHY ARE WE DOING THAT

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  The Lizzie McGuire Movie 2003

  ★★★★★ Added

  the single best movie of all time

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  okay… I know what you’re thinking:
  “why the fuck didn’t Hovig give his most anticipated movie of the decade 5 stars”
  Well, dear reader, as incredible and amazing as this movie musical was: it is still only the first part. perhaps I will go back and revise my rating to 5, perhaps it will stay the same. but please stay tuned for a year until that time comes.

  but let me just say this… Ariana Grande is, and will forever…

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