Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  There was my life before The Substance. And there is my life after The Substance. However I move forward from this, all I know is that I'm doing it for her.

  And by her, I mean Elisabeth + Sue.

  If the procedure from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is ever invented, I'm using it to wipe my brain of this movie so I can watch it for the 1st time again.

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jul 2024

  Maxine is a certified head crusher.

Recent reviews

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  The Parenting 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Fun horror done well? We love to see it.

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Did I see part of the ending coming? Yes.

  Do I need all Moretti's albums now? Yes please.

Popular reviews

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  Men 2022

  Added 2

  Isn't that guy the pig fucker from Black Mirror?

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  House on Haunted Hill 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Nov 2022

  Fun fact about me is that this was the first DVD I ever bought. If I'm being honest, I had no business buying this at 12, but my horror-loving ass is proud that I did.