Favorite films

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2020 27

  Don't try to understand it... FEEL IT.

  Pure F*CKING insanity. Shares more in common with Pink Floyd: The Wall than it does a traditional action blockbuster nowadays. A complete experience for the senses that deserves to be seen on the biggest screen possible w/ the best sound system you can scrounge up. Will forever regret not seeing this in an empty IMAX theater like I had the chance t on my birthday, really hope we see a re-release down the…

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  Another Round 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2020

  Anger is how I felt twenty minutes after finishing this film and realizing that Mads Mikkelsen was the villain in Doctor Strange and not Doctor Strange himself. Big missed opportunity from the Big Boss Kevin Feige. Looks like we'll have to bring him back as Dormammu and give him a whole ass dance sequence in Raimi's Spider-Verse.

  Warmth tale of friendship, finding yourself again, and the pros/cons of alcoholism without glorifying or villainizing it. Lovely lovely film. One of my…

Recent reviews

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  X-Men 2000

  ★★½ Rewatched 26 Mar 2025 1

  In the real world, I am in a wheelchair. In your mind? I'm walking. I'm waltzing. I'm going on a light jog and watching my gay bff crash out on his whirly bird terrorist machine.

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  The Final Destination 2009

  ★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  This was in 3-D.

  Shoutout to the beauty salon scene

Popular reviews

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  Hawaiian Vacation 2011

  ★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2019

  Very sweet of Woody and the gang to help Barbie get laid.

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  The ChubbChubbs Save Xmas 2007

  ★★ Watched 22 Sep 2019 1

  That kid shoved a battery up the chubb chubb's ass