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Recent reviews

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  Silent Night 2021

  ★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  That was depressing and disappointing in the exact way it wanted to be.

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  Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver 2024

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  She can kill a little girl, but not a backstabbing bastard, and because of that everybody dies. Oh, it's also just the same plot as the first film, so if you've seen that, you've seen this.

Popular reviews

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  Dune 2021

  ½ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  It felt like listening to a 2-minute section of the Morrowind soundtrack on repeat, without even the pleasure of playing Morrowind.

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  The Secret of Moonacre 2008

  ½ Watched 05 Jan 2025 1

  A pauper's Pan's Labyrinth. Girl strays into the woods like 5 yards and is immediately attacked by My Chemical Romance.
  It's taken bits from all the best fantasy movies. Unfortunately, it only took the bad bits.

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