Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Warfare 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I need to do yoga in a sensory deprivation tank after watching this

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Cate Blanchett wears cunty boots and silk pajamas for 90 mins surrounded by diffused backlight and stunning cinematography

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Jun 2024 2

  the firefly in the theater was a paid actor

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Dec 2022 1

  The fact that Bill couldn’t get lucky in real life while Alice was getting laid in every possible and imaginary scenario became apparent to me about halfway through the movie, and I laughed out loud at the irony. As hard as Bill tried to be the cheater, he was actually the one hard-wired for fidelity while his wife was fantasizing about other men. Gotta love it.