Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  What Is Cinema? 2013

  Watched 11 Feb 2025

  Im sorry but this was dogshit.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  Challengers…Dune: Part Two…Hurry up and get those fries in the bag man, there’s a new film of the year.

  Mr Baker, I was not familiar with your game. 

  And give Mikey Madison the Oscar already.

Popular reviews

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  The Little Death 2014

  ½ Watched 28 Jan 2021

  I had no involvement with the viewing of this, someone else picked this film and I’ve never been so ashamed to have to give a review of a film i feel sick with myself. Knowing people may see this on my page makes me want to delete all social media, move to an isolated island and never be seen by anyone again.

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  Get Duked! 2019

  ½ Watched 24 Mar 2021

  Well here we are everyone, number three in the ‘So Bad I Had To Write A Review’ trilogy.

  With the acting ability of a Youtuber’s apology video and dialogue about as funny as listening to your parents telling you they’re getting a divorce. The short haired guy as well... actually I’m not even gonna talk about him as it would probably cause my brain cells to dissolve, just like the entertainment factor of this film.

  All in all, the vital lesson from this film is it’s alright to kill your teacher as long as you find out he stole some bread from the local shop.