Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rent 2005

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025 1

  Deducting a half star for “meeeeee……miiiii” but I should blame Larson for that

  NAME A BETTER MOVIE MUSICAL ADAPTATION, ILL WAIT (because I’d love to watch it)

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025 1

  had an absolute blast watching this on an edible w soulmate Annie <3
  unfortunately we have decided that casting A-list celebrities in this movie made it worse :/ :/ :/ :/
  Also some of the most horrendous sound design and soundtrack choices I’ve ever heard in a movie ever????????
  I had fun picking my tv LED tape colors to match the horrible cinematography 💜🧡💛
  The character design mostly actually good !! Okaaaaay demon tree teeth!!!
  C’mon sigourney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  thanks for getting this far into this log you’re so strong 🫡

Popular reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★ Watched 19 Dec 2023 4

  There is nothing more emasculating than a man dangling from a helicopter kicking his little feet 

  Actual thoughts: 
  I wanted to like this so desperately but it was so deeply cringey and not in a cute formulaic rom com way 
  
  Glen Powell is BODYING THIS GENRE and he is foine as FUCK

  & I’m sorry but Sydney Sweeney does not have a funny bone in her body!!! She seemed like she was in an entirely different movie and did NOT get…

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★½ Rewatched 08 Jun 2022

  yeah so bo burnham sat directly in front of me and I met him after the movie so….

  Catch me in the afterlife as I perish from that interaction