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Black Swan 2010
needed reminding that aronofsky is good after watching Noah and def made the right choice putting this on, was much better and more fun than I thought.
Went along kinda as I expected but it just got weirder and weirder in a way that started to feel sprawling and crazy but by the time it’s over it all wraps up very neatly. almost seems like a good companion piece to whiplash but is more cerebral and the setting of a…Translated from by -
Noah 2014
nahhh
somehow very close to being good but also gives me vietnam flashbacks to watching Troy again, the cast is once again capers . Emma watson bruh. russell crowe and Anthony hopkins are having a bit too much fun and keep dropping thejr accents and ray winstone man. does feel like aronofsky was slightly onto something here though reckon with some better production and stylistic choices he could’ve struck somethjng but ultimately the whole thing just comes across as pantomimey…
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Night at the Museum 2006
only line that stuck was him complaining about how he was only getting paid 11.50 per hour, didn’t lift the spirits. fact that minimum wage hasn’t changed in like 20 years makes this film feel more like a horror movie than a comedy. my mans fighting mummies while his paycheck is fighting inflation, tragic. points for robin williams as teddy roosevelt tho if he were around today hed probably lead a labour strike. maybe robin saw it coming and was on to something tho yes im spangled
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Titanic 1997
used to not get past the cringe but I get it now
the melodrama that is this movie is only matched by the event that actually happened and could not be told as well any other way. making this romeo and Juliet + titanic is genius shit, both tell you the ending before they even begin which is something only a really great story can do, and nothing is as iconic or memorable as this.
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