Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spaceman 2024

  Watched 17 Feb 2025

  "An intergalactic space spider called you to repentance... but you would not have it"
  -my mom

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  The Handmaiden 2016

  Watched 01 Feb 2025

  that's when I hear the bells approaching of the... peener snipper guy

Popular reviews

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  Method 2017

  ★★ Watched 05 Mar 2022

  never trust a method actor or a bored twink

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  Heretic 2024

  Watched 26 Nov 2024

  This is what happens when you let a man talk for more than ten seconds