Rating would be higher if they showed Sharkula on screen more. Why reduce your titular monster to a glorified cameo in his own movie? Sharkenstein is way better.
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The Matrix Resurrections 2021
Reeves and Moss are among the few watchable elements in this inferior mishmash of elements from the original trilogy where almost every other character is replaced by a shitty actor with no charisma. Terrible dialogue, terrible jokes, boring action. One of the nostalgic appeals of the original trilogy is how they all looked like a PS2 game and updating the franchise with this slick, ultra-realistic modern CGI takes away everything that (for me) made the originals visually distinctive. It just…
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Schizophreniac: The Whore Mangler 1997
"What's your name?" "Harry, like you got a fuckin' hairy ass"
"You're fucking dead you whoore"
"Alright Mr. Sun, you keep shining you yellow rat bastard"
A fucking riot from start to finish. The opening scene fooled me into thinking I was in for some lame homemade sleaze but the 90% of the film revolves around John Giancaspro's hilarious psychotic performance and there's some laughably crummy gore peppered in for good measure.
Not to be missed!
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Banned from Television 1998
Several years ago, I watched what I thought to be the original Banned From Television on YouTube. As I would find out later, it was actually the 'Best Of' compilation, which runs at 107 minutes. A kind soul on the Internet Archive was gracious enough to upload all three of the original videos (all of which run under an hour) along with the Prison Files series (which I have yet to watch) and the 'Best Of' video, clearing up any…
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