Favorite films

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  this ate

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  I Care a Lot 2020

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  rlly intriguing with some lovely shots and enigmatic moments. also i’ll always show up for a Rosamund Pike narration. dare i say this is camp, or maybe the exact opposite of camp?

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  this is cunt. pure sweatcore. pathetic men, legs, strong winds, techno techno, and the gorgeous dialogue and lavish technicality we’ve come to expect from Guadagnino. yes!

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  the scene where they are walking past the fountain in the rain with their matching white umbrellas. mwah! the whole film was red velvet cake; intense, full of texture, creamy, stunning!

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