Got to love a film that gets you to wonder how bad a scene can get. And then delivers on your worst fears (Oh man that shower scene), or totally exceeds those fears (Oh lord that mall Santa scene!).

A disgusting blast. David Howard Thornton as Art The Clown is easily my favorite horror film villain at this point. All the eerie silence of Micheal Myers mixed with the sadistic charisma of Freddie Kruger. Art is so scary and charming…

I REALLY wanted to love this flick. Angel Soto and his team gave us a familial chemistry that (while I can't speak to its authenticity) felt real in its messiness and warmth. Ive never been a huge fan of George Lopez, and there were a few times in this that I wished they'd pull the reigns on his adlibbing, but there's no doubt that his charisma and likable insanity gave the rest of the cast plenty to work with. I…