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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jul 2023

  What’d we learn fellas? That’s right, all women do is manipulate

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 25 May 2023

  Okay that was actually not bad

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  Watched 01 May 2023 1

  I would rather gouge my eyes out with a plastic spork, pour lemon juice in the holes while listening to third grade Mike Tyson try and recite the preamble through a McDonalds drive through speaker, with tasers and mouse traps attached to my hands, feet and nipples than watch this movie ever again. Of course you like this movie Andrew you’re a white liberal, just kidding love you buddy, this movie does still suck tho.

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  Get Out 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Apr 2023 1

  I knew that white hoe was crazy, not even black but don’t trust white folk no mo.

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