Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Canadian Bacon 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  If Hawkeye ever accidentally was elected to be President, this is how I imagine it would all be like on a daily basis.

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  The Longest Night 1972

  ★★★ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  It wasn't as good as I remembered thinking it was, but Mike is hot.

Popular reviews

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  The Mephisto Waltz 1971

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  I take back every thing I have ever said about Alan Alda not being attractive. I was wrong. I can’t tell if this movie made me horny or crazy. I can’t figure out if I want his nose to travel around my body like a vagabond or to have him arrested for war crimes. All of this coupled with Paula and the dog that I loved and didn’t realize was blatantly evil (himbo coded of me), and I am pleasantly surprised.

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  Paper Lion 1968

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  Deducted one star because I found myself thinking about Alan Alda's bambi like legs after the movie ended.

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