Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I long for the day the stupid British movie about terrible people making the worst decisions known to man return to cinemas more often than maybe one every three years, and this film is exactly why. Supremely stupid, incredibly funny, borderline nonsensical.

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  The Warriors 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Yea I can dig it

  This occupies the same space in my brain as transformers '86 - does it have a plot? Yes, and I could even tell you what it is if you give me a minute but that's not really why I'm here. I'm here for the vibes, the music, the... Homophobic slurs?
  Yeah I'd say this movie hasn't aged well in the "maybe let's not be horrible to the gays" department, but then I take one look…

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Sep 2024

  I don't have a joke for this one, but I do have a plea - as in, PLEASE GO AND WATCH THIS FILM
  I love my silly blockbusters well enough - fuck, I plan to watch both joker 2 and transformers one on opening day - but this is the kind of film I feel actually DESERVES to make a lot of money. Yes, it's nightmarish and horrifying but it's also the only movie this year where i sat unblinking…

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  Smiling Friends 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Jun 2024 3

  Smiling friends in the mad max universe:
  "Look Pim, I know our job is to make this guy smile, but he's been through a LOT man. I mean, you don't call someone mad max if he's- if he's mentally okay dude. Maybe we should just cut our losses and leave man."
  (Also watch smiling friends it's fucking amazing)