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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2021

  So sick dude

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  Mortal Kombat 2021

  ★ Watched 26 Apr 2021

  Borderline unwatchable, the main character is boring as shit. Should’ve spent way more time on cool fight scenes rather than sappy character stuff that made no sense. Like he’s literally under attack and ditches his family. He can’t beat a guy for $200 in an underground fight but he can beat up goro? Why does Scorpio appear at the exact right time? Also I think 90% of his wife’s dialogue is just saying the word “fuck” to sound cool. Also his barely fleshed out daughter saying “use your uppercut” like stfu.

Popular reviews

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  Stalker 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2020

  Pretty boring but the idea is lit af

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  ★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2021

  Millie Bobby brown, paper boy, and the kiwi kid did not need to be in the movie. Hollow earth makes no sense and the hollow earth vehicles make even less sense. Pretty sure they were just there to light up and look cool and have a weird 2001-esque “gravity flip” scene which is like why tf would gravity make trippy colors? But the end fight was pretty awesome ngl. Can’t believe they had Godzilla beat kong right before it though.

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