sage

sage

star of wonderwall guy

Favorite films

  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Gung Ho
  • The Lincoln Lawyer
  • Smokey and the Bandit

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  • In the Tall Grass

    ★½

  • Star Trek: Section 31

  • Touch of Evil

    ★★★

  • Collect-O-Maniac

    ★★★½

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  • In the Tall Grass

    In the Tall Grass

    ★½

    About as uninteresting and repetitive as an actual grass field, In the Tall Grass has an interesting concept but gets stuck in the mud.

    I counted at least ten generic horror cliches in the first sixteen minutes. Set in the middle of nowhere, with abandoned buildings, a church, a pregnant woman, random crows, a dead dog, maggots, flies, a character driving an old truck, a weird child. and of course the cell phones don't work.

    And the next hour doesn't…

  • Star Trek: Section 31

    Star Trek: Section 31

    From the bottom of the Star Trek: Discovery barrel comes Section 31, a new frontrunner in the contest for the new worst crime of the hit-and-miss Paramount+ era of Star Trek.

    This film is all over the place. It has no idea what it wants to be. Section 31 has been portrayed in prior Star Trek media as this shadowy intelligence arm of Starfleet, à la the CIA. Except, almost all of the Section 31 agents here are mostly inept…

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  • Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

    Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

    ★★★★★

    I feel sadness for people who did not grow up watching this or have maybe never even seen or heard of it. If you like anything Jim Henson, do yourself a favor and watch this.

  • Wonderwall Guy

    Wonderwall Guy

    ★★★★★

    We’ve all met someone like him. You know, that guy at the party who thinks he’s hot shit. He’s the coolest guy in the world. He has an affinity for wearing his sunglasses indoors. His primary goal is to take the hottest girl and her friend home afterwards.

    This guy has a few different forms. He might he wearing a football jersey with shoulder pads. He might pull up in a European sports car. Then there’s the dude with long…