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  Mind Body Spirit 2023

  ★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  There was something iconic about how bad this was and I live for it… what did the chair have to do with anything?? Why was it such a focus?? lmao this movie was such a mess but it was very fun. All I got out of this film was that girlies will do anything except get a job.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  I got bored and started playing neopets halfway through and won 10 million neopoints so that was pretty cool

Popular reviews

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  Hellraiser 2022

  ★★½ Watched 07 Oct 2022

  I didn’t think it was possible to make Hellraiser boring but here we are
  The cenobites were all girl bosses but like where was the sex appeal and the leather outfits??
   Very disappointed but didn’t entirely hate it I guess. Some of the effects were nice but I wish there was more gore…. For a movie about a race that thrives off torturing I didn’t get a lot of that

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  August Underground's Penance 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Sep 2022

  Definitely the weakest of the trilogy but still so much fun to watch. The practical effects were sickening I couldn’t look away. I wish there was another film in this series!

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