I think I’m a little sick.

I need studios to stop making rape allegory “good for her” thriller flicks man, this was pretty much a trainwreck. Barely meaningful by the ending of the filn, barely clinging on to my attention through a late-stage emotional plea and it’s decent humor.

What a fucking waste of time. A shitshow of a movie that is so utterly repugnant, so shallow, so unnecessary and useless that I wanted to throw up from embarrassment and anger. I’m embarrassed for Zoe Saldana, I don’t even know why Selena Gomez was in this, and fuck Tel Aviv. I’d rather shit in a circus monkey’s hands and let it stand on top of me in a white t-shirt and clap right above my eyes than ever remember I spent time on this disastrous excuse for an Oscar nominee.

A very beautiful film about the dangers of letting go too much to technology and forgetting that human (or dog) touch. Welcome back Wallace and Gromit, we missed you.