Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2022

  Noooo Sam don't kill Shelob, she's so hot in Shadow of War ahah. Why don't you stop trying to destroy the ring and start trying to destroy some bitches

Recent reviews

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  Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  This shit STINKY, cuz 

  Hal 9000 edit’s restructure ups the ante a little but, in the words of my millennial colleagues, so much meh 

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  Kingdom of Heaven 2005

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Directors Cut that’s been this much better than the Theatrical. I have no words.

Popular reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Aug 2021

  Everyone keeps telling me to watch Bo Burnham's Inside but I imagine it's just this

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  Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Nov 2022

  For better or for worse, it's absolutely the best made marvel movie post endgame.
  Internal conflicts ramped up, monologues delivering high impact emotional resonance, cinematography that had me second guessing I was even watching a marvel movie, slowed right down to foster a connection with not only its lead, but its side characters too. This final battle was much carefully directed and executed than in the first movie, and that was my main complaint with that.

  This is everything I…