Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Clearly, this movie rewards abusers and I guess the abused.. in a nasty symbiotic relationship we all once saw in a biology powerpoint. 

  Unrelated needs to be apart of the review # I LOVE IRAJ. the drum kit was actually containing haleem beneath the base 

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  Pen15: Jacuzzi 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Yara was turkishfully delighted, 
  ‘I wanna say thank you to Mr Kone and his newly bought convertible to bring such a masterpiece to life, we couldn’t have done it without you. And Florida. And teenage insecurities. Thank YOU’  
  by yara feb 22 6:27 pm
  Bahareh… questioning the validity of Caricatures. 
  Yara and me almost cried s2ep7. My recommendation, watch all of Pen15 with your best friend.

Popular reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025 1

  ‘I could have been listening to my Glorious King Playboi Carti (real gender) instead but the 1hr47 minutes spent with Iraj is irreplaceable….’ is what I would have said had she not been playing Clash of Clans and giving me ‘silent treatment’

  Indoctrinating the youth into transgenderism one TV show at a time……… Indoctrinating the youth into transgenderism through Clash Of Clans? Who can blame her.. both concepts demonstrated that what starts as a gateway of make-believe and reality —…

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  Red vs Blue: Volume 1 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  This is truly my early 2000s internet joy. :) 
  Do you ever wonder why we’re here? No, I never ever wonder why we’re here. Semper Fi, bitch. (I loove to further philosophically interpret this repeated line more than what it is and what tone it adds to the show). 

  5/5 comic science fiction just like how Caboose has 5 loose screws. Ridiculous plot & a beautiful team craft that lasted as long as it did. Dudes recording in a closet and…

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