Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wake in Fright 1971

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Perfect depiction of what it's like to drink more than 2 beers an hour

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  The Order 2024

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Lol should I go watch Assassins Creed? Kinda gotta hand it to them this movie is the only movie that could ever make me go "Should I watch Assassins Creed?"

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★½ Watched 23 Dec 2023 1

  Seriously seriously seriously 10 years too late. Looks so rich that it's sweetness just ends up being nauseating. The music??? The Saw ending?? Everything about this just seems so inorganic it got harder and harder to follow the more I realized I'd rather just be watching a steamy rom com with Elordi and Koeghan.

  Yeah there are plenty of shots of Elordi with an eyebrow piercing though which is always nice. Bathtub scene was hot - sue me.

  Also also!!…

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  What Is a Woman? 2022

  ★ Watched 18 Jun 2022 2

  A woman is anyone who makes me a sandwich and can't open a pickle jar. - Matt Walsh