chekov’s gun in a boiling deep fryer. thank you to everyone who talked about what a flop this was. i think having low expectations made me enjoy it that much more. no less than 5 moments that made me gasp and point in the theater. well explored and fun fun fun!
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Dog Man 2025
the innate tragedy of dog man… to be a living manifestation of all that you have lost. to look in the mirror and see the remnants of your life, knowing you are only loved now for the sum of your parts when the parts themselves were not. this is a movie that will be very important for the children of gay divorce whose dads keep it cordial because they share custody
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
one time i went home with a girl to give myself time to sober up because i was too drunk to drive. she made me a sandwich and i said something that activated some word association that caused her to start telling me about five nights at freddy’s. i fell asleep on her couch while she was talking, and when i woke up, she was still talking about five nights at freddy’s lore at my prone form, as if she…
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