Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Three Thousand Years of Longing 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2023

  Three Thousand Cheers for Rocking.

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  Trainspotting 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2023

  Me watching Renton dive into a shit filled toilet to score some suppositories he lost out of his butt: Wow this is just like when Obi Wan was swimming to the Gungans!!

Recent reviews

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  Rat Race 2001

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Rat Race made me believe that people can be good. Smash Mouth and Breckin Meyer at the top of their game. 9/11 hasn’t happened yet. I haven’t seen this in years and I swore the lady with the piercings showed her boobs and I was wrong.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Nobody balances tone like Bong Joon Ho, and the blend of sincerity and goofiness that permeates through Mickey 17 is further proof that he’s one of the best right now. Bong crafts an over-the-top sci-fi world where a human printer never jams. I get it though, I’d put down numerous lives for a creeper.

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Aug 2024 3

  Alien Romulus feels like the greatest hits of everything you like from the previous Alien movies. While I respect the effort and think it looks really nice, it never really forms its own identity. Say what you want about the recent Ridley Scott films (I love them), but at least there are interesting ideas at work in those. There are some things that I really dig, like the performances from Cailee Spaeny and David Jonsson, and I enjoyed the incredibly…

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  The Amityville Murders 2018

  ★ Watched 02 Jul 2019 3

  There's a jump scare in this where the lead is getting a blowjob and it seems like the woman is stuck giving him permanent head. Absolutely hilarious.