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Recent reviews

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  Naked 1993

  Watched 21 Jan 2025

  This movie gave me so much second-hand degeneracy that I immediately did the dishes as soon as I saw credits 10/10

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  The Brutalist 2024

  Watched 19 Jan 2025 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Women Talking 2022

  ½ Watched 29 Jan 2023 3

  0/100

  I'm honestly speechless. My brain is struggling to process how truly godawful this was. No exaggeration this may be the absolute worst movie I've ever seen and I've seen Neil Breen's entire catalog. A bunch of whiny non-characters sitting around doing literally nothing for 90 minutes. Pretty sure a 14 year old Tumblr user wrote this movie; the emotional moments fall flat, the character motivations are cloudy at best, and the "funny" beats feel shoehorned. Yea though I walk…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Who up nosfering they atu

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