Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Knock at the Cabin 2023

  ½ Watched 26 Feb 2023

  Am walrus man. 4 horsemen fighting over 2 gay men... that's the premise. The diolauge was probably written by some crayon eating downsyndrom child. Dave Bautista, is good in it I guess.. it's hard to tell cause the writing is so utterly dog shit. The flashbacks had no impact because the characters were so unlikable and retarded. Only reason I didn't walk out of the theater was the great comfy reclining seats that made this steamy pile of frog shit…

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  Groundhog Day 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2023

  Walrus I am. Movie was kinda rapey.... he tries to rape his crush multiple times and committed public suicide hundreds of times. Ywa it was awesome. Great movie. Main character is an asshole. I would say more........ but I'm not going to. It was an overall funny movie. The cam guy was a cuck and just overall sucked. He was a retard to say the least. He also tried to stalk/follow a girl that was clearly trying to get away from him. Like I said "rapey". Anyway hopefully tomorrow is really tomorrow when I wake up.

Popular reviews

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  Batman: Under the Red Hood 2010

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Feb 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Big Lebowski 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2023

  I certainly am the walrus. Now I just wanna say that this movie is probably closest you'd get to a perfect movie. The realistic flow of diolauge is fuckin beautiful. The music choice is trippy/up lifting and suits the movie perfectly. The story is so simple yet I got invested instantly, I love every single character in the movie.... except that mustache balled guy.. like who the fuck is he..